Medical headcount is a budget line pretending to be a philosophy
Rehab drills have no opponent in them
Two kinds of load land on two different tissues
The laws still have no good answer for a diabetic athlete
Two sessions a day with no gap between them
Sponsor appearance days are paid for out of training time
The last set is where technique gets decided
Reporting hip range to the nearest degree is false precision
A cold muscle fails at a lower stretch than a warm one
The medical timeout is the most gameable rule in tennis
The last rep of a set is a different exercise from the first
Strict liability makes the athlete the quality control department
Junior squads learn supplements before they learn dinner
An agent is paid to move you, not to keep you happy
One load number cannot hold barbells and sprints
RPE stopped being an observation once it started setting the weight
Every training ground has a cupboard full of expensive dead equipment
The spotter in the booth needs power the referee cannot veto
Some hips are stopped by bone and stretching will not move them
The drinks carrier became a messenger and the laws noticed late
You cannot rehearse the heat at seven in the morning
Video scouting was sold as a saving and became a subscription
Testing rested athletes answers the wrong question
A camera angle can invent knee valgus
The body adapts at two speeds and only one of them is visible
Minimum rest rules protect the fixture list, not the player
Endurance leaves before strength does
Tennis heat rules change with the tournament, and that is indefensible
Eating while you compete is a skill that needs reps
